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People whose names start with "B" and end in "rennan"

I just wanna hand this little son-of-a-bitch the asswhooping he's had coming

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I hate Brennan Kenefick. There, I said it. I dont hate him like "I would kick your ass if I could reach that high". I mean it like "your an asshole". Glad I could clear that up. I know brennan will read this once, punch me in the arm, and send me an angry IM saying "Why did you make fun of me on your gay ass site LOL!!!". This kid is SPOILED! haha! i did it! wheeee! This kid bought me a computer game for my birthday (which i appreciate very much, thank you) but then got all pissed because I didnt want to play it with him. If you ever deny Brennan for something, be perpared for a "why?" or a "y?" if he's on AIM because the world revolves around him apparently. (which is not true because it actually revolves around ME)
 
Having Brennan as a friend does have it's plusses though.
Haha, that was pretty funny.
The kid's a total dumbass. But thats ok. We all are really dumb, deep down inside. (in my case, REALLY REALLY deep down)
but anyways, If you want to be friends with brennan, follow these simple guidlines so as not to drive yourself crazy:
1. ALWAYS AGREE. This is important because Brennan supposedly knows everything. If he asks you a simple question, and you disagree, then he shall ramble for hours on how he's much more right than you are.
2. DO WHATEVER HE SAYS.
Brennan: "hey, wanna do something tonight?"
Me: "I can't."
Brennan: "WHY?!?"
Me: "Because I'm about to go to rehearsal."
Brennan: "When are you getting home?"
Me: "9."
Brennan: "Well do you want to have a sleepover then?"
Me: "No."
Brennan: "WHY?!?"
Me: "Because I have rehearsal tommorow at noon."
Brennan: "Can't you skip it?"
Me: "No" (note: this conversation should of ended about 5 minutes ago.)
Brennan: "WHY?!?"
Me: "Because I signed a contract."
Brennan: "Oh... right... you're a stupid sell out and I hate you". *click*
 
bastard...
 
3. NEVER SAY NO. see above.
 
Follow these simple rules and maybe you can share in my agony of having this kid as a friend.


Anyone who agrees that Brennan is a menace and must be taught humility send me an email to delete.