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Cats Are NOT Pets, No Matter How Much You Think They Are

9 lives my ass. Ever throw a cat off a cliff?

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Steven Lynch- Kill a Kitten
A Fun Thing To Do With Your Cat!

I hate cats. But you know what I hate even more? People who think that their cats is their pet. Cats are not pets, so stop trying to train them.
Cats are totally independent, meaning they dont need our help in getting food, keeping clean, being trained or anything. Cats are for unresponsible people, because if you forget to feed it or something, then the cats will go kill something for it to eat. If you want a pet, get a dog.
And another thing: don't say, "You've never had a cat they're great pets!" Because I've had two, and only one of them was anything near an acceptable pet.One of my cats would sit in the basement, and if anyone tried to pet her she'd bite you. Then she died, but we didnt know until about two days after it happend because she never needed or wanted our help with anything. Now I have two dogs, and they both kick ass. One of them can walk on water, and I'm am not kidding either. Dogs are such better pets than cats. They actually NEED you, or else they die of starvation in a pile of their own shit. And they want to be a pet, unlike cats, who want their own friggin house. You know all those people who abuse their dogs, like keep them in cages all their lives? Well, the cops should give those people cats, because they wouldn't take that shit. They'd mess that guy up. Thats about it as to what cats are good for. So please, if you want a pet, throw out (literally) your hampsters, cats, fishes, bird, etc. and get yourself a dog. I garantee that you'll have a better life if you do (no I dont).


I've heard of Dog Shows, but I've never, EVER heard of a cat show.